Hump Day!

Hump day today. A deputy that used to work at our school told me that hump day was the day of the week that it's okay to start drinking - so I have...one bourbon and coke down.
I had a lovely day today, the teacher who I job share with is at a P.D. for the next three days so we decided that I would go into her classroom and we'd get a relief teacher in for the art room, because the kiddies have had quite a few relief teachers lately and at least they know me. They are such a beautiful, well behaved class it's almost like not working.
Well, I went in early to make sure all of the art activities were set up for the day and give the relief teacher a few final instructions and went off to teach my class. I had a great day with DOTT for the whole afternoon. I went to check in with the relief teacher at the end of the day and she looked like she was just about to pass out - "I'm shattered" she said "I can't believe you do that every day"...."I know" I said. Can you tell that to the principal - I was thinking. Tomorrow I have DOTT for the morning and then DOTT for the afternoon - I'm teaching for an hour and a half...I can't wait.
Father's Day this Sunday, what can I get David? He'll be happy with some kind of toy or computer game but I hate buying them for him because he plays with them, which is what they're for and then I get mad, and he says "but that's what they're for!"
David is cleaning the cat's bum and whinging about having to clean the cat's bum when I was the one who wanted the cats in the first place - blah, blah, blah!
I'm going to get my second glass of bourbon,
Take care all my millions of readers - I love you all!
Chris.